President Obama and world leaders are on the verge of finalizing a climate deal that caps the global temperature rise at 1.5 degrees — but punts major emissions decisions until 2012 — after a day of frantic leader-to-leader talks in Copenhagen.
They are going to cap the global temperature rise, huh? They are going to sign a deal that caps it. Great. While they are at it, here are a few other deals I wish they would sign.
- A deal that completely eliminates earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.
- A treaty that limits tornadoes to unpopulated areas.
- An agreement prohibiting the close approach of asteroids to Earth orbit.
- A plan that limits icy roads and sidewalks to no more than three days per year.
- A treaty that prohibits mosquito bites.
- An agreement that caps hurricanes and typhoons to no greater than Catagory 2.
- A treaty that prohibits ice bergs south of 55 degrees north latitude.
- An international law making forest and other wildfires illegal.
- A requirement that all trees always be colorful during the month of October.
- A mandate that every person worldwide have access to the technology to have rainbows shine out their asses whereever they go.
BUT then Environmentalists would file suit for an injunction against enaction such legislation until complete environmental impact studies could be presented as evidence that execution of such Laws do not create Environmental Gender or Economic Injustice.
Ah but hey... I digress...
