Satire By John W. Lillpop
Until now, everyone who has ever listened to lefty talker Ed Schultz has reached the same conclusion: The man is dumber than rat snot!
Only recently has the full extent of Schultz’s liberal insanity been made public.
As reported at the Huffington Post, in part (1), Schultz owes rat snot everywhere a public apology:
"On Friday, MSNBC host Ed Schultz proposed a radical path to a Democratic win in the unexpectedly close Massachusetts Senate race for the late Ted Kennedy's seat: cheating.
"If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times," Schultz said on his radio show, The Ed Schultz Show.
"Yeah that's right," he went on. "I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are."
The good news is that even if this dim wit were able to vote ten times, Martha Oaklely would still go down in flames, if current polls are to believed.
Even better is the news that Schultz has declined calls from Democrat Party leaders to run for the US Senate seat being vacated by North Dakota Democratic Sen. Byron Dorgan who is not running for re-election.
Of course Democrat power players are bitterly disappointed by Schultz’s decision:
For example, Majority Leader Harry Reid said, "Ed’s decision is a real blow to the progressive agenda because of his unique understanding of Democrat Party winning strategies, and because he has no Negro dialect."
Editor’s Note: Ed Schultz has no Negro dialect because he is lily-white!
Meanwhile, House Shrieker Nancy Pelosi took time away from registering San Francisco illegal aliens as Democrats for the November elections to issue this profundity: "Ed Schultz is urgently needed in Washington to offset the culture of corruption that will surely embrace the Republican nominee, whoever that might be."
Well said, Madam Shrieker, and with your customary objectivity and lack of partisan bias.
Finally, President Obama weighed in on the Ed Schultz kerfuffel with this: "Ed Schultz? Who the hell is Ed Schultz? I listen to Rush Limbaugh!"
There you go: The best and the brightest of the Democrat Party worshipping at the public altar of corruption and dishonesty while claiming to be transparent, honest, and open!
(1)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/16/ed-schultz-on-ma-election_n_426068.html